Author: Mike Handley

Mike Handley of Montgomery, Ala., is a career journalist, artist and member of the zipper club who mourns sausage made from non-flying things. He dreams of foot-long cigarettes served over a bed of French fries with just the right amount of ketchup. He blogs sporadically at http://handlets.blogspot.com, and his paintings can be seen at http://www.mikehandleyart.com.