Happy birthday to Elvis, who would have been 75 Friday.

That’s hard to imagine, isn’t it? Elvis as a senior citizen?

— Instead of “Blue Moon of Kentucky,” would he be singing “Blue Hairs of Kentucky”?

— Instead of “Suspicious Minds,” would he be doing “Forgetful Minds”?

— Instead of “Swivel Hips,” would you call him “Replacement Hips”?

— Would his big belt buckle feature a Life Alert button?

Some things never change, though. He’d still be driving a big ol’ Cadillac.

Earlier Elvis stories published by Like the Dew:





Alan Gordon

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  1. In honor of his 75th, go rent ‘Bubba Ho-Tep’. Best Elvis genre movie ever made.

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