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    Responding to a Medical Crisis of These Times

    by | 0 | 11 hours ago
    Responding to a Medical Crisis of These Times

    God made the funny bone, but it atrophies with disuse. Those of us who closely follow the evening news are highly susceptible to morphing into a sourpuss.

    An excellent remedy over the long haul is to give no more than 15 minutes a day to the headlines and redeem the rest of the day by reading good poetry aloud, fly-fishing alone in a huge state or federal park, changing diapers (of the very old or of the newborn), looking in a mirror while sticking out your tongue…  Use your imagination. That’s why we have one.

     

     

    a fairy tale

    Do you believe in fairies?

    by | 7 | May 23, 2017
    Fairy fort

    Nothing prepared me for the shock discovery after months in a writers’ group where I now live in Ireland, that several of our members firmly believe in fairies. Nobody dismissed them as figments of the imagination. I had to look into this.

    Joining this group had opened a new window for me into a writer’s world. We meet weekly on Sunday afternoons in a village coffee and book shop serving excellent latte…

     

     

    deeply disturbing satire

    The Spirit of 2016 a Lesser Vintage

    by | 0 | May 19, 2017
    Washington Burning from the movie, “Olympus Has Fallen”

    As smoke from the dumpster fire at the Trump White House blocks out the sun over Washington, flames are finally reaching the steps of Capitol Hill. Among at least some majority party Senators and Representatives, our constitutional crisis finally registered at the “deeply disturbing” level this week. (Now, if someone could just correlate that to Yellow, Orange, or Red on the Homeland Security scale.)

     

     

    release your tax returns

    Protesting the President: Money (That’s What I Want)

    by | 1 | Apr 17, 2017
    Tax Protest March April 15, 2017 by Mike Licht

    Once again, President Tweety has claimed that Americans who march in protest of his policies or of him personally are doing so for pay. His latest accusation came in a tweet on Easter Sunday, one day after citizens in cities as far flung as New York and Birmingham hit the streets to demand that he release his tax returns.

    I am going to take him at his word that events like these are orchestrated and funded as part of a vast left-wing conspiracy. And I would like to ask a simple question: Where do I sign up?

     

     

    trumpian satire

    Trump Eases Testicle-Removal Regulations to Put Castratos Back To Work

    by | 7 | Mar 30, 2017
    Trump Eases Testicle-Removal Regulations to Put Castratos Back To Work

    President Donald Trump kept his campaign vow to put more Americans back to work by signing an executive order Wednesday that will ease government regulations against the surgical removal of testicles and revive the long-languishing castrato industry in this country.

    “C’mon, fellas, you know what this is, you know what this says,” Trump said during a signing ceremony at the White House where he was flanked on stage by unemployed males with low-pitched vocal ranges…

     

     

    for our ultimate audience

    Lapidary Prose

    by | 2 | Mar 17, 2017
    Lapidary Prose

    Talk about writer’s block: What about having to write an epitaph for your mother’s gravestone? The idea of an epitaph, of course, is that it’s written for the ages, even those short simple annals of the poor on weed-lost tombstones.

    I write, and teach writing. I teach that it starts with your audience. If you’ve been writing only for your teacher, you haven’t really started to learn writing. Writing well for a mass of strangers – that’s more like it.

     

     

    on wealth

    Looking for New Friends

    by | 4 | Mar 14, 2017
    Looking for New Friends

    I am looking for new friends to replace those who have fallen off the perch already and to increase my personal wealth. The new friends will need to share my values of honest hard work, democracy, freedom of speech, equality, love of the great outdoors, baseball, football and a passion for fine red wine.

    For a long time I thought great wealth was the secret to friendship because the few millionaires I met had a lot of friends…

     

     

    harder than it has to be

    Love, Siri and the Jump Forward

    by | 3 | Mar 12, 2017
    Love, Siri and the Jump Forward

    It occurs to me that the other people who live at my house have an absolute unholy fascination with time. These people HAVE to know EXACTLY what time it is – at all times. It’s an obsession. Sometimes I think the rest of them were related to Galileo, Pope Gregory or that our last name was not ‘Cantrell’ but rather, Bulova.

    There is a clock of some kind in every room of our house. In a couple of rooms there’s more than one…

     

     

    on lewis grizzard

    Uh, could we talk about MY books for a while?

    by | 3 | Mar 9, 2017
    Uh, could we talk about MY books for a while?

    My wife and I drove last week to Marietta, Ga., for a wedding party. Imagine my surprise when on a stretch of I-85 in Coweta County, about 40 miles southwest of Atlanta, I saw a sign that read: Lewis Grizzard Memorial Highway.

    It warmed my heart, for I knew the late Lewis Grizzard when years ago I was a writer/editor for The Atlanta Constitution, where his incredible rise to fame began.

     

     

    strike one

    Atlantans Prepare For Daring Conquest of Cobb County Braves’ Game

    by | 5 | Mar 2, 2017
    Atlantans Prepare For Daring Conquest of Cobb County Braves’ Game

    Atlantans are preparing for what many believe is an impossibility: ascending I-75 during rush hour in time to make it to a Braves’ game in Cobb County.

    For weeks fans have been stockpiling food and fuel and consulting guides – one Buckhead man has hired six Sherpas – for the treacherous trek to the top of the city’s peak traffic nightmare where breathing can require oxygen and one slip can be fatal.

    “My wife doesn’t want me to go,” said Billy Waldrop. “You know, we’ve got three kids, and if I don’t make it…”

     

     

    will it stay airborne?

    The Primate and the Airliner: A Fable with No Moral

    by | 0 | Mar 1, 2017
    Orang-Utang and the airship

    “Allowing a monkey to drive a race car sounds like an amusing idea, but only to those who have never tried it.” – The Bard of Affliction

    The great Airship of State had been flying for 241 years now. It wasn’t always an airliner, of course. Back when it began to function, a hot-air balloon was sufficient to hoist its machinery. As the years flew by, however, and new technologies became available, it eventually transferred itself into ever more efficient aerial transports, the better to float high above the hostile environment below …

     

     

    heaven help me

    Of formal dresses and BIG birthdays

    by | 1 | Feb 15, 2017
    Of formal dresses and BIG birthdays

    Two thousand seventeen has not gotten off to a good start for Yours Truly.

    First, there was the dress. No. make that The Dress. It was “The Dress” instead of simply “the dress” because it is for the upcoming wedding of our youngest son, Carson, a brilliant new lawyer (takes after his father) who now calls Des Moines, Iowa, home. Carson will wed Claire Roth in Athens in April. You might recall my column on his unusual Pepperoni Proposal

     

     

    crackdown on continues

    Trump Targets Aliens at Area 51

    by | 0 | Feb 10, 2017
    Donald Trump at Area 51

    In a series of tweets and Fox News interviews, President Donald Trump on Thursday vowed to deport Area 51 aliens and answer scores of questions that have plagued the minds of millions who voted for him.

    “The people have a right to know, and I’m going to tell them,” Trump tweeted. “I’ve ordered the FBI to send me all of their X-Files.”

    At an afternoon press conference in Roswell, New Mexico, before a crowd estimated by the White House to exceed fourteen million …

     

     

    just the facts

    The Alternative

    by | 10 | Jan 28, 2017
    Caricature of Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer by Trevor Irvin of IrvinProductions.com

    This story is moving so quickly I’m not sure I can keep up with it. By the time you read this we could be in a war with Korea and Putin will be dancing in the West Wing. The American press has been shamed for reporting reality and disseminating verifiable information. I called KellyAnn ConJob to ask her about this and the she-beast of propaganda, hissed … “It’s not the press’s job to report reality, their job is to report what I say reality is.”

     

     

    destruction of american values

    Trump Says He’s Done More in 7 Days Than God Did

    by | 8 | Jan 27, 2017
    Trump Says He's Done More in 7 Days Than God Did

    President Donald Trump tweeted Friday that he’s done more in his first seven days than God did.

    “He did a lot,” Trump tweeted. “I’d be the first to admit that. I’m a devout man. But this week, Lordy, kind of hard to trump Trump!”

    According to the Biblical account, God created the entire universe in seven days. Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway conceded Friday “that was a remarkable achievement, in its own right.

     

     

    fake opinion next?

    As Trump Lies Glut Market, Fake News Sites Lay Off Thousands

    by | 1 | Jan 25, 2017
    As Trump Lies Glut Market, Fake News Sites Lay Off Thousands

    Fake News sites are laying off thousands of workers in the wake of Donald Trump’s first days in office when he rattled off so many lies publishers of the sites said there’s no more complete horsecrap left to make up.

    “He’s ruining our business model,” said Ted Klepper, an out-of-work auto worker who publishes TruthGodFacks.com from a shed in the back of his home in Blanchard, Michigan.

     

     

    make america ache again

    Calming Fears, Trump Vows To Keep Word and Destroy Health Care for Everybody Who Voted For Him

    by | 3 | Jan 10, 2017
    Calming Fears, Trump Vows To Keep Word and Destroy Health Care for Everybody Who Voted For Him

    Amid rising concerns among millions of jobless, destitute and desperately angry white males that he is about to cave to political pressure, President-elect Donald Trump reassured his supporters Monday that he still plans to destroy every last vestige of their health care.

    “Everybody who voted for me is not going to have to mess with going to the doctor, I guarantee you!” Trump tweeted …

     

     

    elections past

    A Peril of a Carol: Trump Sees Ghosts

    by | 0 | Dec 22, 2016
    A Peril of a Carol: Trump Sees Ghosts

    Hillary was dead, not dead dead, but dead as a hammer in the world of politics. The Electoral College was dedicated to its duty, and voted according to expectations, with its members then checking themselves into rehab.

    It was in this world that The Donald lived. High potentate, head banana, big-wig and man in charge, living large in The Tower while waiting for the residents of the public housing to move out so he could move in, if he decided he wanted to downgrade…

     

     

    time-honored laughter

    Jingle Hell

    by | 23 | Dec 18, 2016
    decorating our tree by Trevor Irvin

    It starts by driving 500 miles to seven different tree farms, farmers markets and retail establishments to argue with seven fingered cretins about how “there is no way in hell I’m going to pay you 100 bucks for a dead, eight-foot tree.” At some point, finding yourself in state other than the one in which you started, and having been told by the seventh tree ape to “shove it” in several languages and hand gestures, you decide to cut your losses (no pun intended) …

     

     

    who's your master?

    Animals Frightened at Prospect of being First Pet

    by | 0 | Dec 8, 2016
    The President-Elect petting his goldfish

    It’s long been said that if you want a friend in Washington, adopt a dog.

    President-elect Trump does not have a pet, other than his ex-wives, but reports by a Trump consultant indicated he may be changing his mind on having a national pet.

    While presidents in the past have had all manner of pets, ranging from dogs to goats, because of Trump’s noted short attention span and indifference to details and facts, there are worries that a White House pet could be neglected.

     

     

    just gone

    Unremembered Beast Of Burden

    by | 3 | Dec 5, 2016
    "mule" by Greg Westfall is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 2.0.

    That’s right. I chose a five-dollar word for saying what 50-cent “forgotten” says, for I come to exalt that legendary offspring of a female horse and donkey. The left-behind mule helped build the South and did so quietly without polluting the air. Then the combustion engine came along, and abandonment became the mule’s fate. It had already been condemned to death in many a story for it’s been said no Southern story is complete without a dead mule…

     

     

    huuuge

    Trump to Build Canadian Wall to Keep Americans In

    by | 4 | Dec 1, 2016
    The Great Wall of Canada

    Trump Tower, USA – In what insiders call a “tweak” to his campaign pledge to build a border wall to keep Mexicans from sneaking into America, president elect Donald Trump plans to move the wall to the Canadian border – to keep terrified Americans from getting out.

    “It’s a testament to the power of his presidency,” said a Trump source. “He believes so strongly in …

     

     

    dr. ben carson did what?

    My Head Just Exploded

    by | 6 | Nov 16, 2016
    My Head Just Exploded

    Ok, first a quick update:
 I want to just say I’m very disappointed that it looks as though I did not win either the Electoral College or the popular vote.

    My campaign manager Mr. Mittens is digging through the early returns (and his bag of cat nip) in order to find out just where my campaign went south. So, unless the Supreme Court steps in I may not become president this time around. I am also deeply troubled to inform my supporters that my own mother didn’t vote for me…

     

     

    parody on the stump

    Ivory soap vs. Drano

    by | 1 | Nov 6, 2016
    Ivory soap vs. Drano

    One says it can clean your face, your body, and prevent microbe borne disease.

    The other focuses on sewage and promises to clean up all clogged systems, sewage related or not.

    A contest was held to see which product was more popular.

    When it was apparent that people would choose a clean face and body and disease prevention, the Drano producers decided to tout their product as a suppository laxative.

     

     

    compensations

    Old is Bold

    by | 2 | Oct 26, 2016
    Old Wonder Women by Alex Solis

    Hey, Anoni here. Some time since I posted as Gusto and I been busy: busy getting old. Gus limps more than he did a while back, and I’m going deaf. Old age has its compensations, like hearing aids and walking sticks, experience and wisdom, but it ain’t much fun. I compensate by bragging that I’m pushing 80, but Gus just holds his back and groans. No good lying about our age, in fact we’ve got to the stage feeling satisfied, when folks we know drop off the perch and we’re still here.

     

     

    chicken-wing democrat

    Write Me In

    by | 9 | Oct 24, 2016
    Write Me In by Trevor Irvin

    I am the first write-in presidential candidate who will win in a landslide. So heads up — Hillary is not the only historic choice here.

    My run for the highest office in the land has gone exceedingly well. I am the first candidate to run an issue-free, wall-free, policy-free, promise-you-anything-to-get-in-office, campaign. (I know, I know, the Donald is neck-and-neck with me on this, but I’m not worried that he’ll grab the presidency – other stuff, well, you may want to be careful, just sayin’.)

     

     

    finding acceptance

    Confessions of a Carpetbagger

    by | 4 | Oct 20, 2016
    Carpetbag

    I admit it: I’m a carpetbagger. For the unenlightened, according to Merriam-Webster, a carpetbagger is “a person from the northern United States who went to the South after the American Civil War seeking private gain under the reconstruction governments.” Colloquially, a carpetbagger is any Yankee who moves to the South…and stays.

    As far as the former definition goes, I am indeed “a person from the northern United States who went to the South after the American Civil War.” It was after the Civil War…104 years after…

     

     

    mule lovers memories

    Mules are smarter

    by | 3 | Oct 14, 2016
    Funny mule by ©YiorgosGR – licensed by LikeTheDew.com at iStockPhoto.com

    A friend told me the other day that “mules are so smart you can’t help but wish they could run for congress. This buddy of mine knows a lot about a lot of things. This particular day he was recalling the glory days of those noble creatures – the mule – now all but forgotten.

    He was telling me about how he and another friend were about to cross a bridge and the mule in their charge refused to cross the bridge. It turned out that the bridge was unsafe. This action has unlocked stories and memories of some other mule lovers we know about.

     

     

    truth – google it

    I Read It On the Internet

    by | 0 | Sep 10, 2016
    “Sometimes, I go on the internet and just tell lies” – George Washington

    When President Obama said, at the Democratic National Convention, that Hillary Clinton is better prepared to occupy the Oval Office than any previous aspirant, he had no idea how right he was. This woman has powers that mere mortals don’t. She’s way past bitch all the way to witch. I mean literally. I know because I read it on the Internet.

    Think about it. Forty people who were slated to testify to her criminal malfeasance in letting the American Consulate at Benghazi, Libya, get incinerated have all been murdered. And although my Facebook informant is kind of shaky on the details, he’s absolutely certain …

     

     

    unforgetable

    Good Night, Lois Kelly, Wherever You Are

    by | 4 | Sep 8, 2016
    Good Night, Lois Kelly, Wherever You Are

    I’m not prone to posting video of myself talking. But, in this case, what I need to say isn’t something I could type now even if I wanted to. Still the words are ones I’ve been unable to stop repeating for 40 years.

    The ability to recite the Prologue to Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales in Middle English has perhaps proven useful in the waning hours of a few cocktail parties over the years. But, it’s never been something to feature on a resume or bring up in a job interview. I’m waiting, but LinkedIn still hasn’t included this as a skill to tag in my profile.

     

     

    summer 1943

    Remembering Atlanta

    by | 2 | Sep 7, 2016
    Piedmont and Tenth Street in the 1940’s(Georgia State University Library)

    My “Old Maid Aunt” Naomi, prided herself on being “the only woman used car dealer in Atlanta.” Her car lot was on Lucky Street on the way to downtown Atlanta from where she lived on Piedmont Avenue. Seemed like thousands of cars passed her place daily – or hourly.

    It was the summer of 1943 and I was a 14-year old. World War II was in full swing. I was scheduled to go into 8th grade at Christ School in Arden, a private school that was to cost $600 including room and board. My Dad was operating a grocery store, meat market and café in Fletcher, NC. I would have done almost anything that summer not to have to deal with killing cows and pigs and helping prepare them for sale in my Dad’s grocery store. I had that experience once, and that was enough.

     

     

    snobby pronunciation

    Do Peking Ducks Know Their Name Has Been Changed?

    by | 1 | Sep 7, 2016
    Do Peking Ducks Know Their Name Has Been Changed?

    When I was growing up, the Chinese capital was pronounced “PEE-king.” There was no latitude in the pronunciation of this word. It was not POO-king nor PIE-king. It was PEE-king. To deliberately say the word otherwise would be risking a paddle swatted against your rump for cutting up or being a pest in class.

    Then a few years ago, I noticed newscasters and politicians saying “BAY-sheeng,” instead of the well-worn, polished word implanted in my vocabulary. They would have a sneaky look on their faces like they were putting one over on us.

     

     

    forbidden fruit

    Unh, hunh

    by | 1 | Sep 5, 2016
    Unh, hunh

    Dylan mocked, “. . . with God on our side.”

    The Boy Scouts award a “God and Country” merit badge.

    Nick Searcy sloganed,  “God bless America – and no place else !”

    And those longing for the “good old days” tend to lean to the right side of the political spectrum embracing “Guns and God.”

    But who is this God?

    And does he belong to the Republican Party?

    I say there is proof in Genesis, that He does.

     

     

    something more

    When We Can No Longer Agree to Disagree

    by | 4 | Sep 1, 2016
    When We Can No Longer Agree to Disagree

    In “We Take Care of Our Own,” New York Times columnist David Brooks wrote last month about conflicting world views of nationalism and globalism. To these, he added the notion of moral particularists and moral universalists, borrowing ideas from an essay by NYU social psychologist Jonathan Haidt published in The American Interest. Paraphrasing, Brooks describes the nationalist/particular world view: “They’ve built moral systems on loyalty and support for their own kin and fellow citizens…

     

     

    just political applesauce

    Enjoying Fritz Hollings’ colorful language again

    by | 1 | Aug 30, 2016
    Sen. Hollings at a Senate Commerce Committee hearing on product liability, Feb. 19, 1986. (CitizensForACompetitiveAmerica.com)

    More than a decade after South Carolina’s Fritz Hollings left the United States Senate, people still talk about how he would talk about things.

    Whenever Hollings took the floor of the Senate to make a speech, staffers would often stop their day-to-day business and watch on the Senate’s internal television network to listen to what he would say.

    “That’s like delivering lettuce by way of a rabbit,” Hollings could be heard when discussing something dysfunctional about government spending.

     

     

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