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    heaven help me

    Of formal dresses and BIG birthdays

    by | 1 | Feb 15, 2017
    Of formal dresses and BIG birthdays

    Two thousand seventeen has not gotten off to a good start for Yours Truly.

    First, there was the dress. No. make that The Dress. It was “The Dress” instead of simply “the dress” because it is for the upcoming wedding of our youngest son, Carson, a brilliant new lawyer (takes after his father) who now calls Des Moines, Iowa, home. Carson will wed Claire Roth in Athens in April. You might recall my column on his unusual Pepperoni Proposal

     

     

    crackdown on continues

    Trump Targets Aliens at Area 51

    by | 0 | Feb 10, 2017
    Donald Trump at Area 51

    In a series of tweets and Fox News interviews, President Donald Trump on Thursday vowed to deport Area 51 aliens and answer scores of questions that have plagued the minds of millions who voted for him.

    “The people have a right to know, and I’m going to tell them,” Trump tweeted. “I’ve ordered the FBI to send me all of their X-Files.”

    At an afternoon press conference in Roswell, New Mexico, before a crowd estimated by the White House to exceed fourteen million …

     

     

    just the facts

    The Alternative

    by | 8 | Jan 28, 2017
    Caricature of Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer by Trevor Irvin of IrvinProductions.com

    This story is moving so quickly I’m not sure I can keep up with it. By the time you read this we could be in a war with Korea and Putin will be dancing in the West Wing. The American press has been shamed for reporting reality and disseminating verifiable information. I called KellyAnn ConJob to ask her about this and the she-beast of propaganda, hissed … “It’s not the press’s job to report reality, their job is to report what I say reality is.”

     

     

    destruction of american values

    Trump Says He’s Done More in 7 Days Than God Did

    by | 8 | Jan 27, 2017
    Trump Says He's Done More in 7 Days Than God Did

    President Donald Trump tweeted Friday that he’s done more in his first seven days than God did.

    “He did a lot,” Trump tweeted. “I’d be the first to admit that. I’m a devout man. But this week, Lordy, kind of hard to trump Trump!”

    According to the Biblical account, God created the entire universe in seven days. Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway conceded Friday “that was a remarkable achievement, in its own right.

     

     

    fake opinion next?

    As Trump Lies Glut Market, Fake News Sites Lay Off Thousands

    by | 1 | Jan 25, 2017
    As Trump Lies Glut Market, Fake News Sites Lay Off Thousands

    Fake News sites are laying off thousands of workers in the wake of Donald Trump’s first days in office when he rattled off so many lies publishers of the sites said there’s no more complete horsecrap left to make up.

    “He’s ruining our business model,” said Ted Klepper, an out-of-work auto worker who publishes TruthGodFacks.com from a shed in the back of his home in Blanchard, Michigan.

     

     

    make america ache again

    Calming Fears, Trump Vows To Keep Word and Destroy Health Care for Everybody Who Voted For Him

    by | 3 | Jan 10, 2017
    Calming Fears, Trump Vows To Keep Word and Destroy Health Care for Everybody Who Voted For Him

    Amid rising concerns among millions of jobless, destitute and desperately angry white males that he is about to cave to political pressure, President-elect Donald Trump reassured his supporters Monday that he still plans to destroy every last vestige of their health care.

    “Everybody who voted for me is not going to have to mess with going to the doctor, I guarantee you!” Trump tweeted …

     

     

    elections past

    A Peril of a Carol: Trump Sees Ghosts

    by | 0 | Dec 22, 2016
    A Peril of a Carol: Trump Sees Ghosts

    Hillary was dead, not dead dead, but dead as a hammer in the world of politics. The Electoral College was dedicated to its duty, and voted according to expectations, with its members then checking themselves into rehab.

    It was in this world that The Donald lived. High potentate, head banana, big-wig and man in charge, living large in The Tower while waiting for the residents of the public housing to move out so he could move in, if he decided he wanted to downgrade…

     

     

    time-honored laughter

    Jingle Hell

    by | 23 | Dec 18, 2016
    decorating our tree by Trevor Irvin

    It starts by driving 500 miles to seven different tree farms, farmers markets and retail establishments to argue with seven fingered cretins about how “there is no way in hell I’m going to pay you 100 bucks for a dead, eight-foot tree.” At some point, finding yourself in state other than the one in which you started, and having been told by the seventh tree ape to “shove it” in several languages and hand gestures, you decide to cut your losses (no pun intended) …

     

     

    who's your master?

    Animals Frightened at Prospect of being First Pet

    by | 0 | Dec 8, 2016
    The President-Elect petting his goldfish

    It’s long been said that if you want a friend in Washington, adopt a dog.

    President-elect Trump does not have a pet, other than his ex-wives, but reports by a Trump consultant indicated he may be changing his mind on having a national pet.

    While presidents in the past have had all manner of pets, ranging from dogs to goats, because of Trump’s noted short attention span and indifference to details and facts, there are worries that a White House pet could be neglected.

     

     

    just gone

    Unremembered Beast Of Burden

    by | 3 | Dec 5, 2016
    "mule" by Greg Westfall is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 2.0.

    That’s right. I chose a five-dollar word for saying what 50-cent “forgotten” says, for I come to exalt that legendary offspring of a female horse and donkey. The left-behind mule helped build the South and did so quietly without polluting the air. Then the combustion engine came along, and abandonment became the mule’s fate. It had already been condemned to death in many a story for it’s been said no Southern story is complete without a dead mule…

     

     

    huuuge

    Trump to Build Canadian Wall to Keep Americans In

    by | 4 | Dec 1, 2016
    The Great Wall of Canada

    Trump Tower, USA – In what insiders call a “tweak” to his campaign pledge to build a border wall to keep Mexicans from sneaking into America, president elect Donald Trump plans to move the wall to the Canadian border – to keep terrified Americans from getting out.

    “It’s a testament to the power of his presidency,” said a Trump source. “He believes so strongly in …

     

     

    dr. ben carson did what?

    My Head Just Exploded

    by | 6 | Nov 16, 2016
    My Head Just Exploded

    Ok, first a quick update:
 I want to just say I’m very disappointed that it looks as though I did not win either the Electoral College or the popular vote.

    My campaign manager Mr. Mittens is digging through the early returns (and his bag of cat nip) in order to find out just where my campaign went south. So, unless the Supreme Court steps in I may not become president this time around. I am also deeply troubled to inform my supporters that my own mother didn’t vote for me…

     

     

    parody on the stump

    Ivory soap vs. Drano

    by | 1 | Nov 6, 2016
    Ivory soap vs. Drano

    One says it can clean your face, your body, and prevent microbe borne disease.

    The other focuses on sewage and promises to clean up all clogged systems, sewage related or not.

    A contest was held to see which product was more popular.

    When it was apparent that people would choose a clean face and body and disease prevention, the Drano producers decided to tout their product as a suppository laxative.

     

     

    compensations

    Old is Bold

    by | 2 | Oct 26, 2016
    Old Wonder Women by Alex Solis

    Hey, Anoni here. Some time since I posted as Gusto and I been busy: busy getting old. Gus limps more than he did a while back, and I’m going deaf. Old age has its compensations, like hearing aids and walking sticks, experience and wisdom, but it ain’t much fun. I compensate by bragging that I’m pushing 80, but Gus just holds his back and groans. No good lying about our age, in fact we’ve got to the stage feeling satisfied, when folks we know drop off the perch and we’re still here.

     

     

    chicken-wing democrat

    Write Me In

    by | 9 | Oct 24, 2016
    Write Me In by Trevor Irvin

    I am the first write-in presidential candidate who will win in a landslide. So heads up — Hillary is not the only historic choice here.

    My run for the highest office in the land has gone exceedingly well. I am the first candidate to run an issue-free, wall-free, policy-free, promise-you-anything-to-get-in-office, campaign. (I know, I know, the Donald is neck-and-neck with me on this, but I’m not worried that he’ll grab the presidency – other stuff, well, you may want to be careful, just sayin’.)

     

     

    finding acceptance

    Confessions of a Carpetbagger

    by | 4 | Oct 20, 2016
    Carpetbag

    I admit it: I’m a carpetbagger. For the unenlightened, according to Merriam-Webster, a carpetbagger is “a person from the northern United States who went to the South after the American Civil War seeking private gain under the reconstruction governments.” Colloquially, a carpetbagger is any Yankee who moves to the South…and stays.

    As far as the former definition goes, I am indeed “a person from the northern United States who went to the South after the American Civil War.” It was after the Civil War…104 years after…

     

     

    mule lovers memories

    Mules are smarter

    by | 3 | Oct 14, 2016
    Funny mule by ©YiorgosGR – licensed by LikeTheDew.com at iStockPhoto.com

    A friend told me the other day that “mules are so smart you can’t help but wish they could run for congress. This buddy of mine knows a lot about a lot of things. This particular day he was recalling the glory days of those noble creatures – the mule – now all but forgotten.

    He was telling me about how he and another friend were about to cross a bridge and the mule in their charge refused to cross the bridge. It turned out that the bridge was unsafe. This action has unlocked stories and memories of some other mule lovers we know about.

     

     

    truth – google it

    I Read It On the Internet

    by | 0 | Sep 10, 2016
    “Sometimes, I go on the internet and just tell lies” – George Washington

    When President Obama said, at the Democratic National Convention, that Hillary Clinton is better prepared to occupy the Oval Office than any previous aspirant, he had no idea how right he was. This woman has powers that mere mortals don’t. She’s way past bitch all the way to witch. I mean literally. I know because I read it on the Internet.

    Think about it. Forty people who were slated to testify to her criminal malfeasance in letting the American Consulate at Benghazi, Libya, get incinerated have all been murdered. And although my Facebook informant is kind of shaky on the details, he’s absolutely certain …

     

     

    unforgetable

    Good Night, Lois Kelly, Wherever You Are

    by | 4 | Sep 8, 2016
    Good Night, Lois Kelly, Wherever You Are

    I’m not prone to posting video of myself talking. But, in this case, what I need to say isn’t something I could type now even if I wanted to. Still the words are ones I’ve been unable to stop repeating for 40 years.

    The ability to recite the Prologue to Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales in Middle English has perhaps proven useful in the waning hours of a few cocktail parties over the years. But, it’s never been something to feature on a resume or bring up in a job interview. I’m waiting, but LinkedIn still hasn’t included this as a skill to tag in my profile.

     

     

    summer 1943

    Remembering Atlanta

    by | 2 | Sep 7, 2016
    Piedmont and Tenth Street in the 1940’s(Georgia State University Library)

    My “Old Maid Aunt” Naomi, prided herself on being “the only woman used car dealer in Atlanta.” Her car lot was on Lucky Street on the way to downtown Atlanta from where she lived on Piedmont Avenue. Seemed like thousands of cars passed her place daily – or hourly.

    It was the summer of 1943 and I was a 14-year old. World War II was in full swing. I was scheduled to go into 8th grade at Christ School in Arden, a private school that was to cost $600 including room and board. My Dad was operating a grocery store, meat market and café in Fletcher, NC. I would have done almost anything that summer not to have to deal with killing cows and pigs and helping prepare them for sale in my Dad’s grocery store. I had that experience once, and that was enough.

     

     

    snobby pronunciation

    Do Peking Ducks Know Their Name Has Been Changed?

    by | 1 | Sep 7, 2016
    Do Peking Ducks Know Their Name Has Been Changed?

    When I was growing up, the Chinese capital was pronounced “PEE-king.” There was no latitude in the pronunciation of this word. It was not POO-king nor PIE-king. It was PEE-king. To deliberately say the word otherwise would be risking a paddle swatted against your rump for cutting up or being a pest in class.

    Then a few years ago, I noticed newscasters and politicians saying “BAY-sheeng,” instead of the well-worn, polished word implanted in my vocabulary. They would have a sneaky look on their faces like they were putting one over on us.

     

     

    forbidden fruit

    Unh, hunh

    by | 1 | Sep 5, 2016
    Unh, hunh

    Dylan mocked, “. . . with God on our side.”

    The Boy Scouts award a “God and Country” merit badge.

    Nick Searcy sloganed,  “God bless America – and no place else !”

    And those longing for the “good old days” tend to lean to the right side of the political spectrum embracing “Guns and God.”

    But who is this God?

    And does he belong to the Republican Party?

    I say there is proof in Genesis, that He does.

     

     

    something more

    When We Can No Longer Agree to Disagree

    by | 4 | Sep 1, 2016
    When We Can No Longer Agree to Disagree

    In “We Take Care of Our Own,” New York Times columnist David Brooks wrote last month about conflicting world views of nationalism and globalism. To these, he added the notion of moral particularists and moral universalists, borrowing ideas from an essay by NYU social psychologist Jonathan Haidt published in The American Interest. Paraphrasing, Brooks describes the nationalist/particular world view: “They’ve built moral systems on loyalty and support for their own kin and fellow citizens…

     

     

    just political applesauce

    Enjoying Fritz Hollings’ colorful language again

    by | 1 | Aug 30, 2016
    Sen. Hollings at a Senate Commerce Committee hearing on product liability, Feb. 19, 1986. (CitizensForACompetitiveAmerica.com)

    More than a decade after South Carolina’s Fritz Hollings left the United States Senate, people still talk about how he would talk about things.

    Whenever Hollings took the floor of the Senate to make a speech, staffers would often stop their day-to-day business and watch on the Senate’s internal television network to listen to what he would say.

    “That’s like delivering lettuce by way of a rabbit,” Hollings could be heard when discussing something dysfunctional about government spending.

     

     

    illogical abuse of discourse

    Jingoism works. Incoherence works. Name-calling works.

    by | 0 | Aug 26, 2016
    Grampy’s Thinking cap is a gif created from the Betty Boop cartoon, “Betty Boop and Grampy,” produced by Max Fleischer in 1935

    With the general election less than two months away, I’m exhausted almost daily putting new batteries into my thinking cap so that I can be a responsible, critical listener to the appeals of all candidates.

    I was an English professor for 44 years before I retired in 2001, but I dare not place my brain on automatic pilot given the billions spent to persuade us. In 1958-59, my first year of teaching, without comment I gave to a class at Auburn University, then still under legally mandated segregation, a pamphlet circulated by the Ku Klux Klan …

     

     

    can't go home again

    Duddy’s Permanent Record

    by | 6 | Aug 24, 2016
    Duddy’s Permanent Record

    Dudley Snodgrass, called “Duddy” was a very intelligent boy. He learned to talk and walk at a young age, and in school his grades were perfect. His mother adored him, his teachers were constantly bragging on him. The other kids called him “Einstein” and “Brain” and some secretly resented him. Some not so secretly.

    Painful, crippling shyness was the only chink in Duddy’s armor. When called on in class, he would turn beet red and stammer a stuttering answer. He would get physically ill when he had to stand before the class and give a book report…

     

     

    for delivery

    The Pizza Proposal with a diamond topping

    by | 0 | Aug 19, 2016
    The Pizza Proposal with a diamond topping

    I know you’ve heard that love will find a way. Me, too, but who knew that a pepperoni pizza could be part of Cupid’s plan? You listening?

    He was a boy, 26, from Columbia, South Carolina. She was a girl, 23, from Albany, Georgia. He graduated (English) from the University of South Carolina (Go, Gamecocks!). She graduated (social work) from the University of Alabama (Roll, Tide!). This Southern boy and this Southern girl first met in Charleston, South Carolina, that Holy City of the American South. This Southern twosome fell in love in Charleston…

     

     

    true confessions

    How to speak Southern

    by | 6 | Aug 4, 2016
    Y'all Ain't From Around Here

    Okay, get the handcuffs ready. I’m about to confess:

    By day, I am Robert Lamb, famous author of great novels. No, wait! Make that “relatively unknown author whose books were best-sellers in certain quarters,” namely my mother’s bridge club.

    But by night I am, by design, mind you, the equally unknown author whose nom de plume is (drum roll, please) Cooper Riverbridge …

     

     

    not so great

    It’s Always Sunny in America

    by | 6 | Jul 27, 2016
    Donald Trump caricature by DonkeyHotey

    Today, in his third act as President, (the first two are too embarrassing to mention) Donald Trump ended the treaty with the SunGod. He felt that others were not contributing their fair share of sacrifices to the SunGod. At today’s press conference, which was held in the complete dark due to the lack of a sun, Donald stated “America is for chumps if we are going to pay too much for sunlight! I’m not going to sacrifice one more smoking hot virgin that I could use in the Miss America pageant to some SunGod who isn’t an American…

     

     

    minor celebrities matter

    Zoolander Defense

    by | 0 | Jul 19, 2016
    Martian Girl from Mars Attacks!

    The first night of Donald Trump’s 2016 (Republican Party) Presidential Nominating Convention in Cleveland, Ohio provided more entertainment value than any in living memory. One after another former celebrities, practiced victims and assorted public figures took the stage to throw rhetorical raw meat at a seething pale audience.

    Among the highlights were appearances by Marcus Luttrell and Scott Baio. Luttrell because he seemed to call for a civil war here in the United States when he asked, “Who among you are gonna step up and take the fight to the enemy? Because it’s here.”

     

     

    lebensunwertes leben

    Worst Senior Discount Ever

    by | 0 | Jul 7, 2016
    People waiting in line to vote

    BREXIT has elicited expressions of wounded outrage from European intellectuals emotionally invested in the current European Project. Some have contented themselves with name-calling by denouncing British voters as shortsighted bigots manipulated by conservative populists. Disappointment in the outcome of the referendum was so great for others that they have begun asking whether democracy itself might be the problem. If people, the British to be precise, are unable to see what is in their own best interests then perhaps …

     

     

    mexico might take them

    As Obama Orders Texit Vote, Millions of Americans Celebrate in the Streets

    by | 3 | Jun 29, 2016
    Texit

    In cities across America – New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Atlanta and New Orleans – in stunning, giddy numbers, millions of Americans streamed into the streets to celebrate President Barack Obama’s executive order Wednesday calling for a “Texit” vote to expel Texas from the union.

    The executive order came two days after the U.S. Supreme Court overturned a Texas law to limit the legal rights of women to abortions, and a week after the shocking “Brexit” vote in Great Britain to sever ties to the European Union.

     

     

    zika excuse

    Who Needs the Pros? Time for the Olympics to take a Mulligan

    by | 0 | Jun 29, 2016
    Who Needs the Pros? Time for the Olympics to take a Mulligan

    With the 2016 Olympic Games on the horizon, a group of prospective participants are giving the whole business a snub. Golf is returning as an Olympic game after being away since the word sticks was an accurate description for the equipment being used. And many of the top professional players in the world have announced they will not attend. Most are citing the fear of the Zika virus and family concerns, and some are probably happy they have this as a built in excuse.

     

     

    getting through it

    Laughing all the Way

    by | 0 | Jun 27, 2016
    Woman holding a pink paper smiley face - fotolia

    Dashing through the snow
    In a one horse open sleigh
    O’er the fields we go
    Laughing all the way.

    You probably recognize that verse from Jingle Bells — But it’s those last two lines, O’er the fields we go, Laughing all the way, that have always been for me a powerful image for having fun and living life to the max.

     

     

    delicious summer weather

    Two non-southern states of mind

    by | 1 | Jun 24, 2016
    Maine St, Kennebunkport, Maine by Kate Barnum

    I’m a South Carolina native who grew up in Georgia, and I have lived in one of these two states most of my life except for two years in the Navy (during which I never saw a ship — a story for another time) and a misguided six months in California, land of fruits and nuts.

    How bad was the golden state? Well, when I got back home I kissed the ground and vowed never again to leave the South except for visits, and only then with a copy of my birth certificate in hand to prove where I was from so I could be sure to get back in.

    But I might have been a bit hasty in making that pledge. Two reasons: Iowa and Maine.

     

     

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