Trevor Irvin

Trevor Irvin
Illustrator and Designer living in the Candler Park area...At one time I worked at the Atlanta Constitution and then for CNN at the startup...it all seemed too much like real work so I went freelance...which my father once defined as "being unemployed for a real long time".
Number of posts: 10
Email address: irvinprod@mindspring.com

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    Talk, Views

    I’ve been Repoodiated – The redefining of America

    by Trevor Irvin | 18, Add your Comment | Jul 22 10
    I’ve been Repoodiated – The redefining of America
    Normal English: Main Entry: re·pu·di·ate Pronunciation: ri-ˈpyü-dē-ˌāt Function: transitive verb / Inflected Form(s): re·pu·di·at·ed; re·pu·di·at·ing Etymology: Latin from repudium rejection of a prospective spouse, divorce 1: to divorce or separate formally from (a woman) 2: to refuse to have anything to do with : disown 3 a: to refuse to accept; especially : to reject as unauthorized or as having no binding force 4: to refuse to acknowledge or pay <repudiate a debt Sarahisan Speak: Main Entry: re·fu·di·ate Pronunciation: ri-ˈfyü-dē-ˌāt Function: unknown verb / Inflected Form(s): re·fu·di·a·fied; re·fu·di·at·ion; re·fud·a·licious Etymology: Latin refudiageous, an outrageous form of rejectifying and discomformulating the English language, the inability to gradumacate from high school. 1: to divorce or separate ...
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    Life, News, Talk, Voices

    Don’t Spanx Me!

    by Trevor Irvin | 25, Add your Comment | Jul 13 10
    Don’t Spanx Me!
    There is only one really good thing about being a man, and that is we don’t give a damn what we look like or that our IQs generally hover about the 30 mark (just high enough to invent and repeatedly pry open beer bottlecaps). For a few brief years in high school we look OK, but then we begin to let ourselves go and get increasingly larger until 20 years later we look like some form of ginormous walking burrito wrapped in a polo shirt and cargo pants. Unlike women, we simply don’t care what we look like. No matter ...
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    Talk, Views, Voices

    OK!!! Enough Already!!!

    by Trevor Irvin | 14, Add your Comment | Apr 9 10
    OK!!! Enough Already!!!
    Jesse James, OK … first, just who the hell is this guy? And why on earth should I give a damn who or what he has had sex with? And Tiger, he seems like a decent enough guy, albeit with a “Clinton Problem with a side of Texting.” He plays a decent game of golf but why does anyone give a sh*t if he is getting laid or not? People, you should only care about one person getting laid, and that would be you! Everybody else who is getting laid … none of your damn business! And you lame-ass pundits out there. ...
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    Talk, Voices

    The New 10

    by Trevor Irvin | 17, Add your Comment | Mar 2 10
    The New 10
    I’m not a religious kind of guy; god and I are not on speaking terms. Yet every now and then I feel there may be a grain of truth in the stray odd religious concept. Take the Ten Commandments, for example. A good idea, but lacking in execution. Everyone seems to pay them lip service, but nobody actually follows them. The commandments offer guidelines intent on making us better people but, admit it, you do covet your neighbor’s wife, you work on Sundays and you steal boatloads of office supplies from work. Yes, morally and spiritually, you are a train ...
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    Food & Drink, Talk, Views

    The Cave-Dude Diet – Going Paleo

    by Trevor Irvin | 11, Add your Comment | Jan 21 10
    The Cave-Dude Diet – Going Paleo
    The Cave-Man Diet, it’s all the rage. It follows the evolutionary dietary laws of ancient man. And in the words of one of the advocates of Cave-Dieting, “I didn’t want to do some faddish diet that my sister would do.” I couldn’t agree more, this isn’t faddish, it is merely a life style that has been dead for ten thousand years or so and what goes around is certainly bound to come around again every few millennia. Here, quickly, is the gist of the Cave-Dude Diet: Food: Eat only foods around before agriculture began – red meat, nuts and berries, ferns, ...
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    Life, Talk

    Oblogservations: Un-Natural Selection – Poodles, purses and pocketbooks

    by Trevor Irvin | 10, Add your Comment | Oct 20 09
    Oblogservations: Un-Natural Selection – Poodles, purses and pocketbooks
    Little dogs, tiny dogs no larger than a hamster, dogs weighing less than an ounce fully grown, microscopic canines bedecked with bows and dressed in Burberry or worse, those small, odd things with no fur whatsoever, whose protruding eyes weigh more than the creature itself , do not exist in nature. Not to put too fine a point on it, they aren’t supposed to. I’m pretty sure that the Westminster Kennel Club and Paris Hilton are responsible for these bizarro breeds, and I know for a fact that toy Pugs, Schnoodles, Chihuahuas and the humiliating Labradoodle are un-natural creations. Ancient man ...
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    Rhythm & Dews

    Bat Woman Goes Down – The ‘tongue ‘n’ cheek’ world of comics

    by Trevor Irvin | 4, Add your Comment | Sep 22 09
    Bat Woman Goes Down – The ‘tongue ‘n’ cheek’ world of comics
    Have you heard the news? I’ve just been informed Bat Woman is totally gay, and is apparently a super-hot redhead! My first response? Whoa, totally Rad Duuude! What red-blooded American male (or flannel-clad girl) didn’t have a thing for Bat Woman, Cat Woman or that hot Emma Peele from The Avengers? Those shows are most likely responsible for creating the washing machine industry! And it wasn’t like the Superheroes’ sexuality was some sort of secret. I mean, c’mon, let’s be frank; it was pretty blatant, and now Bat Woman is out tearing up the “petit carpet.” How hot is that!? I ...
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    Life, Talk, Views

    Oblogservations – The Rules or Miss Manners for the 21st Century

    by Trevor Irvin | 10, Add your Comment | Sep 8 09
    Oblogservations – The Rules or Miss Manners for the 21st Century
    Tom Baxter recently pondered the disturbing lack of Web-iquette in this new age of instant and numbingly senseless mass communication. Apparently what mankind has been missing all these millennia is the ability to “Twitter” a complete stranger at a moment’s notice and inform them that “my cat is now struggling with a massive hairball” or “I hope you and all your stupid political ilk die from a horrible contagious body rash.” The only thing lacking in these exchanges is a bit of politeness and a few guidelines on “when to delete” one of the more offending idiots from your list ...
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    Rhythm & Dews

    GrandPa! Stop That!

    by Trevor Irvin | 14, Add your Comment | Jul 28 09
    GrandPa! Stop That!
    Domestic Terrorism and the Sexual Revolution gone to Seed Once again a piece of information has come to my attention recently that was profoundly disturbing. According to the study in question it seems “older people are contracting higher rates of STD’s (sexually transmitted diseases) and AIDS at considerably higher rates than in the past.” The cause? Abuse by the older generation of one of America’s favorite indulgences, performance enhancing drugs. No, I’m not talking steroids… but Grandpa is doing a bit of bulking up. This time it is the dreaded EDD, Erectile Dysfunction Drugs. Now I don’t have any moral objection ...
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    Food & Drink, Life, Views

    A Treatise on Grillin’ – Real men don’t have gas

    by Trevor Irvin | 14, Add your Comment | Jul 14 09
    A Treatise on Grillin’ – Real men don’t have gas
    A good friend of mine, Jack (last name withheld to protect the guilty) informed me he has recently bought a gas grill -- so I’m writing him to straighten him out. Dear Jack(ass) The art of grilling, for better or worse, is a man's identity. It's more important than money, fame or even family. Sell the kids if necessary but hold on to the grill. I mean if you can’t grill a decent pork roast or ribs, what good are you? But over gas!!!??? Hell Damn No! Grilling -- real grilling -- is not done over gas. You COOK over gas, you GRILL over ...
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