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Jason Parker – 28 year old student of Political Science and Economics at University of Georgia. From Savannah, Ga. His political humor, satire and news can be found at SelfDepricate.com
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber - Plato
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By Jason Parker:
Hard Times on Wall Street
As the media broadcasts moving images of the Occupy Protests, each side exchanges statements saying ‘hooray for our side’; it is easy to forget the negative externalities of this massive movement. We’re talking about Tanner McCormick. He’s just an average, everyday, run-of-the-mill trust fund child trying to make it happen at his father’s investment firm. Trying to work his way to the top, riding the crazy train of nepotism.
But when Tanner just wants to get away from it all…from the booze, limos, Oranginas, meaningless sex…and just escape, he calls his dealer for some sweet Mary Jane. But his usual guy, typically dependable, isn’t at home playing Xbox in his hemp pullover. He’s on Wall Street changing the world. In his hemp pullover.