I Can't Hear You

John Boehner with fingers in his earsYou share your Congressperson with 705,761 neighbors1. How could they possibly represent you?

Article I, Section 2 of the US Constitution states that “The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand2” Clearly, the founding fathers, felt that 30,000 was a pretty good number. Power, true to its nature, was something our Congresses seldom wished to share. Once the House got to 435 members, they kept it that way. Had they stayed with the intent of our fore parents, the next House session would convene with 10,233 members. Wouldn’t that be cool?

The districts would be way too small to require huge campaign spending – now averaging $1,362,239 per winner3. Anyone with a good facebook following could run. Party affiliation wouldn’t have the clout and new political parties could spring up in your block or your college dorm. Candidates would be forced to speak to the mob – and pander to the mob. Instead of representing big bizness, they would have to represent you and your bizness. Candidates would have to address local issues. With an average of only 22,500 of voting age and not in prison in each district, your vote would matter again. Minorities wouldn’t necessarily be minorities in their districts. The House of Representatives could look and sound like us, rather than them. Your representative wouldn’t have to be rich or a career brown-noser to run. And, it would be so much harder for a just say no do nothing Congress to get away with it. Isn’t it pretty to think so?

Other than the obvious out-and-out bribery, lobbyists are represented by the House of Representatives because they know your Congressperson. Lobbyists buy your representatives and their staff meals, take them on trips, pay them to speak at their corporate outings and just hang out with them at the club. We don’t get to do that, because once they go to DC, they only come back for weekends – and they don’t want to hang out with us.

The only way we are represented in Congress is by pollsters. Makes me want to be a bit nicer to them were they to call, but they can’t. Like 26.6% of American households4, I don’t have a landline phone anymore, just my cellphone. In general, little polling is conducted district by district anyway. Most of what my Congressperson knows is what everyone with a landline telephone is thinking, not me and certainly not my neighbors.

In fairness, some Congresspeople have their staff report what people are pissed off about who call their office, email or fax.  Seldom are those reports broken down by voters in their district and none of them account for the wacko robofax, emails or tweets they get from sponsored activism.

We could get together district by district and hire a lobbyist to represent us. Someone who we choose and pay to tell our Congressperson what we are thinking. But that is what we pay our Congressperson to do.

Then there’s that problem with what our representatives are actually doing anyway. Being qualified to serve, no longer requires experience in the complicated machinations of government. No longer do our representatives need an understanding of law, lawmaking and constitutional issues; foreign policy; navigating the bureaucracy; civil service; the workings of the Treasury, or even the difference between the Treasury and the Federal Reserve. No longer do we seek representatives who are curious, smart, resourceful, schooled in history, well-read or well-traveled. Those are skills unnecessary in service to we the people.

These days, Congress is run by professional staffers and lobbyists. The staffers control their schedule, write their speeches and tell them what side of each issue they should be on. Staffers working with lobbyists write all the legislation. If you need something done, best go straight to a staffer, though unelected, there’s a much better chance they’ll represent your issue. That is, if your issue is something that will generate campaign contributions.

1Population based on 2010 Census and after redistricting is completed.
2Slaves were counted as three-fifths of one person.
3 Campaign Finance Institute – By the way, it cost $7,500,0052 per Senate winner. If you took the NY Senate race out of the average, it only averaged $4,737,365 per winner.
4 CDC Survey

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Lee Leslie

Lee Leslie

I’m just a plateaued-out plain person with too much time on his hands fighting the never ending lingual battle with windmills for truth, justice and the American way or something like that. Here are some reader comments on my writing: “Enough with the cynicism. One doesn’t have to be Pollyanna to reject the sky is falling fatalism of Lee Leslie’s posts.” “You moron.” “Again, another example of your simple-minded, scare-mongering, label-baiting method of argumentation that supports the angry left’s position.” “Ah, Lee, you traffic in the most predictable, hackneyed leftist rhetoric that brought us to the current state of political leadership.” “You negative SOB! You destroyed all my hope, aspiration, desperation, even.” “Don’t you LIBERALS realize what this COMMIE is talking about is SOCIALISM?!?!?!” “Thank you for wonderful nasty artful toxic antidote to this stupidity in the name of individual rights.” “I trust you meant “bastard” in the truest father-less sense of the word.” “That’s the first time I ran out of breath just from reading!” “You helped me hold my head a little higher today.” “Makes me cry every time I read it.” “Thanks for the article. I needed something to make me laugh this mourning.” “If it weren’t so sad I would laugh.” "... the man who for fun and personal growth (not to mention rage assuagion) can skin a whale of bullshit and rack all the meat (and rot) in the larder replete with charts and graphs and a kindness..."“Amen, brother.”