Southern Cliffhangers

Rebels Without A ClueThe political equivalent of testosterone has the potential of doing something that bullets, bombs, ordinary corruption, conspiracies and daylight failed to do for over 300 years.

Maybe that’s over the top – we’ll see. But the dumbed down, “grass roots” electorate who voted and gave a path to power to weak minded new politicians and reelected old politicians who saw the light of promised, simple solutions to complicated problems, have us – all of us – in a game of chicken over the debt limit that should never have been played.

Those aware, should remember the game of chicken from target=”_blank”>Rebel Without a Cause. Two testosterone laced teenagers drive toward a cliff with a plan to jump out of the cars they do not own at the last possible moment. The one who jumps first is the chicken. Life to this point was irrelevant. Only the dare was important. The game didn’t have to happen until they decided that it did and then it had to. Only one could win, both could die, but both could survive. In the movie, Buzz, played by Corey Allen, caught his sleeve in the door handle, couldn’t jump out and the car and Buzz go off the cliff into the ocean.

In my metaphor, the Republicans have caught their promise not to raise taxes in the door of their car. Obama has caught the sleeve of revenue vs. fairness in his. Our cliffhanger is only ten days from the edge and it looks as if they are both going off the cliff and taking us with them. Our only hope is they will hit the brakes and save us all. Chicken is not the worst outcome. Going off the cliff is.
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Note: this story has been updated to correct a plot error caught by an alert Dew reader.

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Lee Leslie

Lee Leslie

I’m just a plateaued-out plain person with too much time on his hands fighting the never ending lingual battle with windmills for truth, justice and the American way or something like that. Here are some reader comments on my writing: “Enough with the cynicism. One doesn’t have to be Pollyanna to reject the sky is falling fatalism of Lee Leslie’s posts.” “You moron.” “Again, another example of your simple-minded, scare-mongering, label-baiting method of argumentation that supports the angry left’s position.” “Ah, Lee, you traffic in the most predictable, hackneyed leftist rhetoric that brought us to the current state of political leadership.” “You negative SOB! You destroyed all my hope, aspiration, desperation, even.” “Don’t you LIBERALS realize what this COMMIE is talking about is SOCIALISM?!?!?!” “Thank you for wonderful nasty artful toxic antidote to this stupidity in the name of individual rights.” “I trust you meant “bastard” in the truest father-less sense of the word.” “That’s the first time I ran out of breath just from reading!” “You helped me hold my head a little higher today.” “Makes me cry every time I read it.” “Thanks for the article. I needed something to make me laugh this mourning.” “If it weren’t so sad I would laugh.” "... the man who for fun and personal growth (not to mention rage assuagion) can skin a whale of bullshit and rack all the meat (and rot) in the larder replete with charts and graphs and a kindness..."“Amen, brother.”