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Second Povah award for English as it’s writ and spoke
Writing about my last Povah, I explained my reasons for keeping my award recipients to myself and I see no reason to change that policy. However, as happened on that occasion, sometimes something comes along that’s just too good to be left alone.
This week’s award deservedly belongs to one of NBC’s seemingly inexhaustable supply of “news analysts”, one-time FBI profiler and now security savant, Dr Clint Van Zandt. Dr Van Zandt was allegedly explaining for our benefit the mental processes of a man arrested and charged in England for the abduction, murder by crossbow and possible cannibalising of several women.
Apparently when arrested this tortured individual claimed that he was Osama bin Laden, which led Dr Van Zandt to his award-winning remark: Osama bin Laden, the good doctor informed us, “…is the most negatively revered man in the world.”
Good one, Doc. I negatively like the man myself – or should that be positively hate him? Yours is a statement worthy of a lifetime-achievement medal and further proof, if any were needed, that to be an effective communicator you need only a limited vocabulary as long as you can memorize a few key words: impact; access; positively; negatively; and multiple. You can stick them in front of just about anything and sound as though you really did have an expensive education – though some of us might question your gullibility in paying good money to an English professor who helped you prune your command of the language rather than increase it – sorry, grow it.
Can we now expect that people will feel negatively positive about the President? Or negatively negative if they positively, like, don’t hate him? There’ll be multiple opinions about this but one upside non-negative result should be felt on the books that you look up to find words when you want to non-negatively express yourself – you know, those Thesawhatsees. It’ll impact the price because they should become positively expensive because their pages won’t be so multiple.
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