Happy birthday to Elvis, who would have been 75 Friday.

That’s hard to imagine, isn’t it? Elvis as a senior citizen?

— Instead of “Blue Moon of Kentucky,” would he be singing “Blue Hairs of Kentucky”?

— Instead of “Suspicious Minds,” would he be doing “Forgetful Minds”?

— Instead of “Swivel Hips,” would you call him “Replacement Hips”?

— Would his big belt buckle feature a Life Alert button?

Some things never change, though. He’d still be driving a big ol’ Cadillac.




Earlier Elvis stories published by Like the Dew:

http://likethedew.com/2009/11/06/southern-song-of-the-day-suspicious-minds/

http://likethedew.com/2009/09/29/yesterday-when-elvis-fell-short/

http://likethedew.com/2009/07/30/southern-song-of-the-day-american-trilogy-dixie-part-2/

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Alan Gordon

Alan Gordon is a veteran journalist.