Political-Football

As we approach the college football rival week late this month, it is time to begin an even heavier use of sports metaphor to describe the game of political football. Two great rivals. 77th meeting*. Home field advantage: Democrats.

With only a few months left in the second quarter of this Congressional session, the Republican defense has kept health care reform, Wall Street regulation, don’t ask-don’t tell and the energy bills out of the end zone. While the gallant defensive effort has not put not Republican points on the scoreboard, their fans have cheered wildly, drowning out any sounds of the Democrat faithful.

Since their stunning early financial stimulus touchdown, the Dems have largely relied on misdirection and fakes to their star issues to fool the gang-tackling Republicans and grind out enough yardage to kick easy field goals on stem cell research; banning torture; passing the largest ever middle-class tax cut; putting Sonia Sotomayer on the Supreme Court; expanding SCHIP to 4 million children; making the morning-after available to 17-year olds; cutting drug costs to seniors by $80 billion; securing EPA authority to limit climate warming pollution; fast-tracking a CAFE standards increase; expanding college loan access and grants paid for by killing private lender subsidies; implementing grants for state merit pay for teachers; releasing Bush torture records; implementing executive lobby reform; expanding hate crime laws; bailing out Detroit; making it easier for women to sue for equal pay; mobilizing the greatest response in history to the H1N1 pandemic; passing tobacco regulation; expanding wilderness protection; and killing major and unneeded military appropriation programs.

Current score: Democrats: 67, Republicans: 0.

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*Based on sessions of Congress. First Republican elected to 34th Congress (1855-1856). Sincerely hope my math holds up under inspection.

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Lee Leslie

Lee Leslie

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