You can turn off a bandsaw.

I grew up with airline pilots, chief flight instructors and cabin crews. My father is the chief purser/leader of all cabin crews in any flight, be it domestic or international, and he doesn’t fly regionals and then come home and yap and whine like you if someone complains to him about bad service. He has been to almost 35 countries of the world so many times that it’s literally not possible for either me or him to count the entrance and exit seals on his passport. Heck he doesn’t even need visas since it would be extremely expensive to apply for a visa before each flight, which is why the airlines and the countries involved gave him a single crew visa that would allow him to fly to any destination offered by his airlines without requiring a visa.

I’ve seen first-hand the good, the bad and the ugly as I had the opportunity to be with him on several flights. You can be a rocket scientist but that doesn’t mean you will do good as a FA. A flight attendant is just similar to a MacDonald worker who’s got nothing better to do but provide the customer with the service he initially expected and paid for. He needs coffee? Go f**** bring it as soon as possible. Looking sexier and wearing ultra-short skirts would help your airlines get more passangers? well go f**** look sexy. You have two choices: 1) Leave FA’s job and be a lawyer with that many educational achievements of yours, or 2) be sexy, beautiful, courteous, adorable, nice, ever-smiling, never-complaining and a sweat Air Stewardess that we used to have in the 80s and 90s. All in all, if you don’t like it, leave it. Or else you’ll end up being furloughed like the rest of the old grumpy retards n here.

You did your best but still he didn’t like your service? Well just shut your trap and ask him what modifications you should implement to make the experience better for him the next time. If Southwest and Emirates can do it, you low-lives regionals can do it too. But please note that he didn’t drop a soap and told you to pick it up. If he did, there are laws for that and you should then exercise your right to admonish him and complain to your seniors about unruly passenger even.

All he’s looking for is a pleasurable and memorable flight, as he doesn’t fly as often as you, and secondly he wants to be served in the manner written in the airlines advertisements he read before purchasing the ticket. He doesn’t have to care if you have masters, doctors, law degrees and flying licenses. Seriously how retarded do you have to be to even say that in here? Would you give a damn about me if I tell you to worship me because I am a rocket-scientist? Would you sleep with me tonight because my academic education is better than yours? Why don’t you ask yourselves these questions before making a full out of yourself by bringing in your Army days in here?

And the US Army that you and your buddy Shelby attended and refer to everywhere in the internet (to make yourselves look better than the rest of us) actually treated you like their slaves. Don’t be dishonest to yourself now. You know you were a slave. You think people don’t know what it is like to serve in the Army? Unless you work in the Army as a doctor, engineer, innovator, airforce pilot, high-ranking officers etc, you’re nothing but a slave in the war-field. You have to sign your life for your country and go to war and risk getting killed, and if you don’t do that, you will be imprisoned. Hell even a illiterate Burger King employee gets much better benefit, recognition and isn’t forced to sacrifice his life for a dumb cause.

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but you FAs and would-be FAs should learn a great deal about who pays you and how you should pay him back by reading this comment. Sorry if this was a bit big.