Perp Walk Example

This week from the People’s Court in Shijiazhuang, China: in last fall’s milk cut with melamine case that killed six babies and made 300,000 sick – executives were ordered to pay multi-million dollar fines; three death sentences; two life-in-prisons; six terms of five to 15 years; and more cases pending (source: Bloomberg). The judge was not specific as to whether the sentences were a result of babies’ suffering or government embarrassment.

Let’s compare that to American justice in a similar case: the case of the greedy bankers and fund managers who conspired to water down the mother’s milk of main street with a toxic contamination that has resulted in death, hunger, sickness and government embarrassment around the world. I suggest we let the Chinese courts handle these cases. I know. I know. I know that we shouldn’t outsource precious jobs at the time when American attorneys have no real estate deals or junk-bond-funded mergers to close (if the Fed would pay the legal fees in bankruptcy cases, it would go a long way to solving the financial crisis in the legal system). But we-the-people desperately need someone we can blame to get their what’s-coming-to-them and restore our faith that sight has again been removed from the Bush days of “Justice-in-name-only” Department that couldn’t convict terrorists so we jail them for the next administration to deal with, allowed Ken Lay to die of natural causes, upheld Cheney vs. the rest of us, etc.

Eric Holder has yet to be confirmed and we desperately need our Skillings, our Kozlowskis, our Ebbers and our “Scooters.” Sure we have Bernie “Made-Off,” but the chances of his body parts being auctioned on eBay are almost nil. We cry out for justice. We need Nancy Grace to cover the Chinese perp walk of John Thain, no-Angelo Mozilo, Daniel Mudd, Franklin Raines, Richard Syron, John Mack, James Cayne, Richard Fuld, Martin Sullivan, Stan O’Neal, Kerry Killinger, Kennedy Thompson, Charles Prince (quick reference: CEO Crooks) and others in oversight and government way too long to list. We need to believe that justice will be done.

One last note of author’s privilege: I am and will always be anti-death penalty and anti-body-part-mining and don’t really believe we should outsource “justice,” but do imagine that as a society, we would feel better.

Lee Leslie

Lee Leslie

I’m just a plateaued-out plain person with too much time on his hands fighting the never ending lingual battle with windmills for truth, justice and the American way or something like that. Here are some reader comments on my writing: “Enough with the cynicism. One doesn’t have to be Pollyanna to reject the sky is falling fatalism of Lee Leslie’s posts.” “You moron.” “Again, another example of your simple-minded, scare-mongering, label-baiting method of argumentation that supports the angry left’s position.” “Ah, Lee, you traffic in the most predictable, hackneyed leftist rhetoric that brought us to the current state of political leadership.” “You negative SOB! You destroyed all my hope, aspiration, desperation, even.” “Don’t you LIBERALS realize what this COMMIE is talking about is SOCIALISM?!?!?!” “Thank you for wonderful nasty artful toxic antidote to this stupidity in the name of individual rights.” “I trust you meant “bastard” in the truest father-less sense of the word.” “That’s the first time I ran out of breath just from reading!” “You helped me hold my head a little higher today.” “Makes me cry every time I read it.” “Thanks for the article. I needed something to make me laugh this mourning.” “If it weren’t so sad I would laugh.” "... the man who for fun and personal growth (not to mention rage assuagion) can skin a whale of bullshit and rack all the meat (and rot) in the larder replete with charts and graphs and a kindness..."“Amen, brother.”